They might not let them help you

Together, they form Voltron!

Ya dig?

Student Government Treasurer Choon Woo Ha has appointed six students to Office of the Treasurer Positions. He appointed Max Wallach, the current F-Board chair and long-time country singer, Assistant Treasurer;

Adonis Watkins, the Phantom of the Opera, to Assistant Treasurer;

Deborah the herbavore Laufer to Assistant Treasurer;

Justin Citizen Kang to Assistant Treasurer;

Dina Dina Bobina Gankin as Executive Assistant;

and lastly, Jahfree Sex Pistol Duncan as special Counsellor to the Treasurer. With their powers combined, Choon Woo is Captain Planet! As a side note, they are all qualified for the work Choon Woo chose for them to do, just thought you might care.

Good Charlotte gets their hands on rap-rock

In their new single Keep Your Hands off my Girl the punk rock band Good Charlotte makes a few very simple statements. They get fly, they cant stand how girls sweat them, they keep their 26 year old model[s] under control, and if one isnt careful theyre quite prone to stealing ones girlfriend.

David and Jonathan, Part II

Editor's Note: This is the second installment of David and Jonathan. The first piece told the story of how Ezekiel's mother, a Sunday school teacher, hinted that two biblical characters might be gay as a way to support her son. The first part can be found in its entirety in the August 31st issue of Diverse City.

The culture of terrible movies

A few minutes into the Nicolas Cage/John Travolta cheese-fest Face/Off, were almost immediately treated to some of the most preposterous dialogue and far-fetched action movie scenarios in the history of man. One wonders how such an embarrassment of a film can keep you entertained.

What happened to media accuracy?

Few apparatus exist in our society that have the power to form and change the opinions of the public as that of the media. In an ideal world, like that of Mr. S Squarepants, this power would be used as an all-round proper informative tool for all the fishes in the U.S. of A. However, […]

University holds lecture on MidEast challenges facing future president

The Rapaporte Treasure Hall hosted a series of speeches called The Spotlight on the Middle East-Challenges Facing the Next President on Thursday, which addressed the issues facing the next president regarding US policy and involvement in Iraq. The speeches, which were initiated by President Jehuda Reinharz and organized by Charles Radin, will be continued over the course of the year.

Student attacked in Massell Quad

An unknown assailant attacked an unnamed male student in Massell
Quad Friday August 31st just after midnight according to the department of public safety. While the student was attacked in Massell Quad, sources state that he was not a first-year student.

DC Editorial: To club or not to club

As this editorial staff wandered around Usdan petitioning to make Diverse City a chartered club, we met people of many viewpoints. There were those that said “Why not?” and quickly signed, as well as students who asked to read our constitution first. Perhaps the most memorable person we solicited was a student who refused to sign, explaining that she thought there were too many clubs on campus already.

How do you like them apples?

I was walking around the grocery store yesterday, scanning the produce section in search of apples. McIntosh, Fuji, Granny Smith, Pink Lady, Gala…reds, yellows, greens…organic versus non-organic.

Mosaic in a “Fish Bowl”

Inside the Intercultural Center lounge, 37 collages can be found hanging on the wall. Each one gives off a distinct air with different pictures, drawings, and phrases cut in unique shapes and patterns.